The Billboard Music Awards are back, ladies and gentlemen — and they’re pulling out the big guns for their grand return. After being MIA since 2007, the chart-driven prestige fest that honors winners based on sales is bringing the ever-evolving Rihanna, the razor-sharp Jennifer Lopez, Taio Cruz, Keith Urban, Lady Antebellum, and the Black Eyed Peas to the stage to perform when the show airs live from the MGM Grand in Las Vegas. (Is J-Lo currently the busiest woman on the planet or what?) And while we sort of think “lots of money” should be reward enough for charting highly, we know exactly where we’ll be when this star-studded spectacle lands on May 22.