Beyoncé - "Schoolin' Life"

J.R. Taylor Choreography

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Nicole Polizzi (Bauer Griffin)The mayor of Florence was distracted by determining rigid laws about where and when the Jersey Shore could film themselves getting wasted, but meanwhile there was another threat to the picturesque city. Snooki's driving!

The miniature reality star crashed her Fiat Multipla into a police vehicle on Monday, causing two officers to be sent to the hospital (they only suffered minor injuries.) According to tests, Snooki, who was sporting a not so fabulous neck brace on Tuesday, had no alcohol in her system at the time of the crash. However because she injured motorists, her license has been revoked in accordance with Italian law. 

"It was nothing serious and they have been released, but they will not be back at work for a week," a Florence police spokesperson said. The male and female officer, who oddly enough had been hired to escort The Snooks through Italy, have 90 days to decide if they want to take civil action. It's unlikely they'll bring the guidette to court, but it won't be surprising if they ditch their bodyguard duties for the reality diva. 

Fun fact: the Jersey Shore cast has accumulated more than 300 Euros worth of traffic violation fines since they've arrived in the historic city. That's like...60 vodka sodas