Heiress Paris Hilton is gearing up to release a new album in a few months, possibly making our ears bleed once more! It’s really unfair to the public that people think that just because they have money, they should be allowed to inflict that type of emotional distress on others. We should totally sue!

Paris isn’t revealing any of the details of her new album, saying that she wants to keep it “a surprise”. You know what would be an even better surprise? If she just stopped the Attention Whore Parade 2011. Now that would be golden.

I have to admit, her debut album did spawn one song that wasn’t completely awful. Remember Stars Are Blind? That wasn’t so bad, but the accompanying video was just horrendous.

Are you highly anticipating Paris’ new album? Or are you like us, and feel a little “blah” about it? Let us know in the comments!